PAUL GAYDEMA

WAH. WAH. WAH. WAH. WAH.

What is that? That is Paul, screaming into his pillow because he hates his life for having nothing to do on a Friday night.

"Nice post gaywad" - that is his response to one of my most recent post on his wall.

This is what it is like living with Paul. Awesome.

Here's a little background info on Paul the Wall:

Full Name: Paul Douglass Adema
Major: Biology; secondary education
Relationship Status: Dating (sorry ladies :P)
Lifestyle Preference: Heterosexuality (debateable)
Favorite Sports Team: Michigan State (Yikes)
Favorite Athlete: Barry Sanders/Bo Jackson (In reality, its Jimmy Clausen)
Favorite Musical Artist: Doesn't have one (lame). Taylor Swift by default (even lamer)
Favorite Song: "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap
Favorite Movie: Braveheart
Favorite Movie Character: William Wallace
Favorite Book: Excluding the Bible - "Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton
Favorite Quote: Wah Wah (picture courtesy of Pat>>>>)
Ethnicity: Filipino, Mexican, and Dutch (really? Dutch?)
Religion: Scientology (rumored to know Tom Cruise)
Dream Job as a Child: Dolphin trainer at SeaWorld (says he still accomplish this)


Next up, an interview with the man himself, so you can gain a better understanding. More like one of our everyday conversations:

Me: What do you like to do with your spare time? Besides being gay?
Paul: That's a stupid question. Because I'm not gay. I'm gonna kill you.

Me: You couldn't kill me. You're gay.
Paul: Pssh.

Me: Remember when you were in love with ______________ (insert name of any girl that he hates)?
Paul: No. What are you typing?

Me: Nothing. What are you talking about?
Paul: You're writing something. Some book or something.


This is a typical conversation between us. Yeah. We're cool.

Well, gotta run.